Echoes of war Hellspout

"Welcome to Hellspout the most unpredictable and energetic port the world has ever seen. It's the freest place in the whole world, although I'd watch your step and your silver because half-trolls and goblins like picking fights and they need money too. If you're looking to wet your whistle I'd stop at a pub, although I'd also make sure to have a dagger in hand and my wits about me. The ale may taste like horse piss but it's well known to make dwarves angry, humans brave, and gnomes even more belligerent than usual. Enjoy your stay but be quick on your feet or it's liable to be a short one."
-message porters are supposed to tell each visitor to Hellspout

"The only thing good that's ever come out of Hellspout is their ale and their landships, and the former is just do to its combustibility."
-Franz Pertan, Germarian scholar


"BLAST THOSE STUPID METAL SHIPS AND THEIR DWARVISH CREWS. Wait... FIRE AT THAT SMOKEY THING.(BOOM) HAHA! TAKE THAT STUPID METAL SHIPS."
-Marlex Foren, Captain of the Midnight Flight raiding party

"Hellspout is the most disgusting place in the world. In addition to dwarves and gnomes they have half bred trolls. Normal trolls were bad enough but now there are creatures who are even more repulsive then normal trolls."

-Thorain Witfin, elf noble

"Anyone who says Hellspout is a hell hole has obviously never been to Hellspout. Its much MUCH worse then that."

-Garlen Merdox, pub keeper

"I like da 'ellspout ladz cause dey can put up a rela good scrap when deys drunk."

-Gore Finga, Troll werchef