Saturday, December 18, 2010

echoes of war Trolls

"Me wife she be sucha bloodie hag
She's shuck an embaresment ta dragz.
I'd wish shed go an jump off a clif
she''s just da kinda person ya want ta 'it."
-a popular troll shanty

"Trolls are repulsive and degenerate beasts.  For example it is impossible to tell their women(hagz) from their men. And to make matters worse some of the troll men dress as women. They are known as dragz and this is an entirely acceptable thing in troll society."
-Thorain Witfin, elf noble

"I don't see 'ow ya squishes can't tell which of ya wez talkin bout when wez sayz ya namez. You re a squishy, da stigz are da same fing as da mushies. Den ders da berdies, da smalaz, da squikies, da furriez, da 'oof ies, da snapiez, an' da crunchies. Oh wait deres da Scariez but dey aint actula dat."
-Gore Finga, Troll werchef

"One thing ya gotta give the trolls is, dat they're berds can come up with some catchy tunes."
-Marlex Foren, Captain of the Midnight Flight raiding party

-Borgotz Puncha, Troll wit docta

"The most unusual thing about trolls is that there machines work. I mean I've cracked open dozens of jumpa roketz, led belcha's, fast led belcha's, Jak wagoons, and even the occasional Terrpeda and I still only have the foggiest idea of how they work. I bet the skull gnomes are helping them too."
-redhead berger, gnome engeiner

"Oi trol eínai mia nomadikí̱ fylí̱ katoikía éri̱mo. Tha eínai psi̱lótera sti̱ synécheia oi ándres kai oi ischyróteroi. Eínai éf̱kolo na tous xegelásei, allá i̱ gnó̱si̱ na sas syni̱thízei tó̱ra an sas piásei."
translation:"The trolls are a nomadic desert dwelling race. They are taller then men & are stronger. It is easy to outsmart them, but knowledge wont get you far if they catch you."
-what the teachers in Stygian Academies say when discussing Trolls

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