"The Scarecrows are really mean and scary! They all are always belching out this giant plume of black smoke thing and are always making strange clanking sounds when ever they do anything and then the...AHH SLAVER!!! RUN!!!!"
-bersk, former scarecrow slave
"Well you see one time i cracked open one of those scarecorws we beat, expecting to find a skull gnome or somethin' in there, and instead all i find is all this copper wires, iron boxes, steam engine, and a large amount of stuff that i still have no clue what its supposed to be. I still think the skull gnomes had a hand in their making."
-redhead berger, gnome engeiner
"ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR THEE!"
-various reaper pattern scarecrows
"Scarecrows are more then likely the result of a madman's pact with Zerean. After all he is the master of the great forges."
-Scean Gorvean, Chaos elementalist
"FROM THE BLACK FORGES WE MARCH!"
-various scarecrows of various patterns
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