echoes of war Scarecrows

"The Scarecrows are really mean and scary! They all are always belching out this giant plume of black smoke thing and are always making strange clanking sounds when ever they do anything and then the...AHH SLAVER!!! RUN!!!!"
-bersk, former scarecrow slave

"Well you see one time i cracked open one of those scarecorws we beat, expecting to find a skull gnome or somethin' in there, and instead all i find is all this copper wires, iron boxes, steam engine, and a large amount of stuff that i still have no clue what its  supposed to be. I still think the skull gnomes had a hand in their making."
-redhead berger, gnome engeiner

"ASK NOT FOR WHOM THE BELL TOLLS, IT TOLLS FOR THEE!"
-various reaper pattern scarecrows

"Scarecrows are more then likely the result of a madman's pact with Zerean. After all he is the master of the great forges."
-Scean Gorvean, Chaos elementalist

"FROM THE BLACK FORGES WE MARCH!"
-various scarecrows of various patterns

echos of war Goblins

"Rum in ya gun. RUM in ya gun. Dats wat da boss man says i gotta(HIC) do wit dis ere fine rum. To bad onla half of it seems ta make it in da gun. I always(HIC) spill da rest in my mouth."
-derk staba, rum gun crewman

"I CAN FLY! I CAN FLY! TAKE THAT FERN!"
-rake lake, bat goblin

"Most people seem to think that goblins are stupid. This however is not true. If they were stupid they wouldn't call the goblins with bows geniuses."
-Franz Pertan, Garmarian scholar

"Da one fing dats squishea den da ohmens is da goblans. And ohmens are very squishy so wat do dat tell ya?"
-Gore Finga, Troll werchef

"I stalked all night looking for prey and all i found were some insignificant paladins? Oh i will never hear the end of this."
-Night Stalker, spider goblin

"They say that goblins never make their own weapons. Those dirty bastards are always...AH SLAVE HANDLER! No its just a sheep herder."
-bersk, former scarecrow slave