-message porters are supposed to tell each visitor to Hellspout
"The only thing good that's ever come out of Hellspout is their ale and their landships, and the former is just do to its combustibility."
-Franz Pertan, Germarian scholar
"BLAST THOSE STUPID METAL SHIPS AND THEIR DWARVISH CREWS. Wait... FIRE AT THAT SMOKEY THING.(BOOM) HAHA! TAKE THAT STUPID METAL SHIPS."
-Marlex Foren, Captain of the Midnight Flight raiding party